Portal 1/Amnesia

Des was bored the other day and couldn't get online from where she was so she mixed Portal and Amnesia again

Sung to the tune of Still Alive

This was a triumph
I’m making a note here huge success
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Goodbye poor Daniel
It was a blast but now I’m gone
Going through that portal now
because you were to slow.

But there’s no use crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying,
oh wait I got away.
And the shadow gets you,
‘cause I’ve got stuff to do,
and I am still alive.

I bet Agrippa is angry
you failed so hard it’s really sad.
Even though my rant went on forever
That portal was so slow.
You had what a whole hour?
As I spoke you simply stood there, and then I got away.

Now the shadow is coming,
and you’re going to die.
While I’m living the high life,
on the other side.
And I’m not to concerned,
cause I had the last word,
and guess what I am still alive.

I’m going to leave you
here in my sanctum all alone.
Maybe you’ll even escape the shadow,
Agrippa might save you.
That was a joke,
HAHA fat chance.
Anyway it’s not to late,
why not just kill yourself?

Look at me still talking,
when you can’t hear me.
You’ll be dead soon .
I wish I could see,
when the shadow gets you,
and Agrippa too,
and I’ll be here still alive,
and believe me I am still alive.
I’m living the high life on the other side,
I’m felling perfect and I’m still alive
and while you’re dying I’ll be still alive,
and when you’re dead I will be still alive,
Still alive!
Daniel die!