Al the Dalek

Hello. My name is Alhanalem. My username comes from a Final Fantasy Ring of Fates character. The character is male, but I loved his style of talking and personality so much I used the name on the first forum I joined when I was almost thirteen. The name stuck, and I am forever Alhanalem. However, you may call me Al, Ally, or Alh, depending on your preference. However, use abbreviations with care. If you use Ally, you must be my friend, and in order to be my friend, you have to get to know me.


I am a peacemaker. When I witness arguments, I step in and I will put my foot down. Don't try to get away with things when I'm watching. I might not be a full mod, but I can stil message real mods. Because I am friends with every single one of them. I am especially close to a few of them. Which means I am close enough to GET YOU.

I am a chat mod. That means I cruise about stalking chatters. I DO NOT tolerate rule breakers of any kind. I give you one chance, and then I unleash demonic rage. Sometimes I will not even warn you if the rulebreaking is severe enough.

Ally Fun Fact Time:
I am a fifteen year old girl.
I go to a high school.
I am absolutely rubbish when it comes to romance.
I am a Doctor Who nut.
Invader Zim is my favorite cartoon.
I write monologues on occasion.
I am writing a novel that takes five hours to explain basic plot out loud.
I cannot think unless I am doodling.
I am a Harry Potter fanatic.
I read Eragon in one hour, seventeen minutes.
I am a Dalek.
I am also a dragon.
This makes me DragonDalekAl.
I can quote anything I have heard from a show, movie, or audio thing if it is funny to me.
I obsess about grammar. I love grammar.
I want to be an editor for a publishing company when I get a job.
I want to go to BYU Utah when I get to college age. They have a good english program.
I am a Tobuscus fan. AUDIENCE?! What are you doing reading Al's profile in Toby's voice? That's precarious!
I own a Silver-coated Bengal kitten named Echo. He got his name from the band, "Echo and the Bunnymen."
I recently obtained a brown coated Bengal girl named Moya. Her name is from a show called Farscape.
I am in Kenpo Karate.

Internet Improv with Silverlight!
Round 1

Spoiler

“I AM AMAZING”
   “NO YOU ARE ILLOGICAL”
“YOUR FACE IS ILLOGICAL”
   “YOUR EXISTANCE IS ILLOGICAL PWNED”
“YOUR FACE HAS BEEN PWNED”
   “YOUR EXISTANCE HAS BEEN PWNED”
“YOUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS”
  “YOUR PERFECTION IS ILLOGICAL”
“MY PERFECTION IS SO PERFECT IT IS ILLOGICAL”
  “YOU JUST AGREED WITH ME THERE.”
“YOUR ARGUMENT IS ILLOGICAL”
  “YOUR LEADER IS ILLOGICAL”
“YOUR LEADER IS MORE ILLOGICAL”
   “YOUR LEADER WARSHIPS A CRAZY PERSON”
“YOUR TYPOES ARE ILLOGICAL”
   “YOUR RELIGION IS ILLOGICAL”
   “YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE WEAK AND RANDOM”
   “YOUR FACE IS WEAK AND RANDOM”
“YOUR PARROTING ABILITIES ARE ILLOGICAL”
   “YOUR ARMOR IS ILLOGICAL”
“YOUR NAKEDNESS IS ILLOGICAL”
  “YOUR AWESOMENESS IS ILLOGICAL”
“WHY YES I AM AWESOME THANK YOU”
   “AND IT IS ILLOGICAL”
“WE SEEM TO HAVE COME IN A FULL ILLOGICAL CIRCLE”
  “YOUR LOGIC OF ILLOGICAL CIRCLES ARE ILLOGICAL”
“YOUR GRAMMAR IS ILLOGICAL”
   “YOU WOULDN’T KNOW EARTHLING GRAMMAR, THEREFORE YOUR GRAMMAR IS ILLOGICAL”
“I LAUGH AT YOUR MISTAKES”
   “I LAUGH AT YOUR FACE”
  “YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF DALEK ANATOMY IS ILLOGICAL”
  “YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF EARTHLING GRAMMAR IS ILLOGICAL”
“YOUR COPY AND PASTING ABILITIES ARE ILLOGICAL”
  “YOU’RE ONE TO TALK DALEKS ARE ALL SIMILAR”
“YOUR UNIQUENESS IS ILLOG"ICAL”
   “YOUR WAY OF LIVING IS ILLOGICAL”
“YOUR WEAK MIND IS ILLOGICAL”
  “YOUR WEAK STRENGTH IS ILLOGICAL”
“YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF CASING STRENGTH IS ILLOGICAL”
  “YOUR UNKNOWLEDGE FILLED MIND IS ILLOGICAL”
“YOUR INVENTIVE WORDS ARE ILLOGICAL”
   “YOUR WEAK VOCABULARY IS ILLOGICAL”
“MY UTILITARIAN VOCABULARY IS MUCH SUPERIOR IN QUALITY”
  “YOU’RE SOUNDING MUCH LESS LIKE A DALEK NOW”
“NOOO YOU ARE ILLOGICAL EXTERMINATE”
  “YOUR WAYS OF DEALING WITH SITUATIONS YOU CANNOT WIN ARE ILLOGICAL”
  “YOUR STATEMENT ABOUT ME NOT WINNING IS ILLOGICAL”

Round 2

Spoiler

“YOUR ASSUMPTION THAT NO ONE IS POSTING IS A FALLACY”
“YOUR ACCUSATION IS FOUNDED IN FALLACY”
  “YOUR WORDS ARE A FALLACY”
“YOUR FACE IS A FALLACY”
  “YOUR EXISTANCE IS A FALLACY”
“YOUR DESPERATE ARGUEMENT IS A FALLACY”
  “YOUR INSULTS ARE A FALLACY”
“YOUR FALLACIOUS WORDS ARE A SIMILAR FALLACY”
  “YOU BEING A DALEK IS A FALLACY”
“YOUR UNDALEKNESS IS A FALLACY”
  “YOUR PERFECTION IS A FALLACY”
“FINALLY YOU REALIZE MY PERFECTION”
  “AND IT’S A FALLACY”
“YOUR FRAGMENTED SENTENCES ARE FOUNDED ON A FALLACY”
  “YOUR VERSION OF A SENTENCE IS A FALLACY.”
“MY SENTENCES ARE BETTER THAN YOUR FALLICIOUS STATES”
  “THAT ALONE IS A FALLACY”
“YOUR CONFUSING STATEMENT IS A FALLACY”
  “YOUR THINKING IS A FALLACY”
“YOUR INFERIOR BRAIN IS A FALLACY”
  “YOUR EXISTANCE IS A FALLACY”
“THE FACT YOU REUSED THAT PHRASE IS A FALLACY”
  “THE FACT THAT YOU REMEMBERED IS A FALLACY”
“THE FACT YOU DIDN'T IS A FALLACY”
  “YOU’RE A FALLACY”
“YOUR PUNY ARGUEMENT IS A FALLACY”
  “YOUR ASSUMPTION OF WINNING IS A FALLACY”
“YOUR ASSUMPTION I WILL NOT IS A FALLACY”
  “YOUR ACCUSATIONS ARE A FALLACY”
“THE FACT YOU ACCUSE ME FOR ACCUSING YOU IS A FALLACY”
  “THAT STATEMENT IS A FALLACY.”
“YOUR PUNY VOCAL ABILITIES ARE A FALLACY”
  “YOUR RACE IS A FALLACY”
“MY RACE IS LESS FALLICIOUS THAN YOURS”
  “FALLACY! ALL FALLICIES!”
“YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPTS ARE ALL FALACIES”
  “YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER EARTH IS A FALLACY”
“YOUR ATTEMPTS TO KEEP YOUR PLANET IS A FALLACY”
  “YOUR ATTEMPT TO WIN THE TIME WAR WAS A FALLACY”
“AT LEAST MY RACE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE”
  “AT LEAST THE TIME LORDS AREN'T A FALLACY!”
“THEY ARE SO A FALLACY”
  “AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK DAVROS ISN'T A FALLACY TOO!”
“MY LEADER IS NOT A FALLACY”
  “THAT STATEMENT IS A FALLACY”
“YOU KEEP REUSING THAT FALLICIOUS PHRASE”
  “THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S NOT A FALLACY”
*Allywa leaves*