Vipor

how to irritate people, airplane

christmas is canceled, a bit mean.

You know you have played to much diablo when:
You wonder how much of the defence budget goes to stocking up on Scrolls.
You feel strange sense of apprehension when you vist the butcher at the market.
The phrase "GO to Hell" no longer seems particularly offensive.
You start to develop a liking for drinks that are coloured red, blue and especially golden.
You tell your friends to switch to "player friendly" mode when they accidentally hit you.
You instinctively reach for a Scroll of Identify when you find a ring in the streets.
You wonder how much longer the Stone Curse spell will last each time you pass by a statue.
You insist that it was just a duel when you kill another Diablo fanatic and get arrested.
After a hard day of work/school you wonder how many experience points
you've gained and where you should disbribute your points.
You wonder if there are any Steel Lords around when you reach the 13th floor.
Every time you see a fountain, you look for an old guy in a robe.
You are kicked out of a museum for trying to hit the skeletons with a club form the stone age exhibit.
You enter a book store and ask for book of Chain Lighting.
You ask your boss for the next quest.
You discard your gold ring because it is only a gold ring.
You go to church to search for various shines and open sarcophaguses.
You start asking people what level they are instead of their ages.
At your birthday, the only thing you can say is"I gonna pawn some of this stuff!".
You organize your coins into piles of 5,000 each.
You pile your unused belongings in the center of the park.
You try to cast mana shield before entering your boss' office.
You won't go near the dog because it may spit acid at you.
You hear a pin drop on the floor and think it's a ring or an amulet.
You wonder if potions of healing are prescription drugs.
You search city sewers and mausoleums for Arkaine's Valor.
You start putting"Tristram" as your town of residence of forms.
You pick up a long wooden stick and try to recharge it.
You get lost in the subway and wish you could look at the automap.
You go to church and look for the stairs leading into the catacombs.
You make sure there isn't a trap on the door before going to your bedroom.
You finish reading a book and expect it to disappear.
You're convinced that hell is 13 levels below the ground.
You whisper "Psst..over here.."to get someone's attention.
You say "I can't use this...yet" when your friends give you something red.
You immediately reach for a weapon upon seeing a barrel.
You ask the librarian if she has the Staff of Chain Lightning.

The Adept (Initiate, Part II)

I have walked the paths; the shadowed roads
that led to terror’s breast. I have plumbed the depths of
Hatred’s womb and scaled Destruction’s crest.

For every secret left unveiled, for every power learned,
I’d sell the remnants of my soul, regardless how it burned.
And still I sought a higher wisdom few could have attained.
‘Though I found it, it would leave me – broken, damned and drained.

For now I find this power gained is more unto a curse.
My spirit burns with every spell and each irreverent verse.
Despite this strength and knowledge earned, I have paid a heavy toll,
Never should’ve traded power for my own immortal soul.

-C. Vincent Metzen

Long Road’s End

What fires burn within my heart and force me to contend
With the perils that await me at this tragic journey’s end?

I have walked the roads that lead to Hell, I have challenged all but Fate.
I have fought and bled and carried on just to reach this final gate.
And now the task before me looms, this dire deed undone;
I shall make my stand against the Three until the battle’s won.

What fear or wound could ever still this last defiant cry,
As I stand against the Shadow ‘neath the endless burning sky?

-C. Vincent Metzen

Untitled

Which way is the right path
As I stand upon
This chaotic crossroad of hate…
How many ways
Are there to roam
On this dark and damned
Road of fate…
“There are many ways my son,
To find where the souls
Of demons remain…
But it takes only one second
Of despair
And of doubt until at last,
Your soul they will gain…
Inherit these lands,
These things,
These dreams that are yours,
Forever to adore.
For there is no life,
In the depths of chaos,
My son for you to explore.”

-C. Vincent Metzen

Your result for The Golden Compass Daemon Test ...


Distant Loner Soul
A confident and independent person, you are logical and probably very intelligent. Some people think you are a little cool and unemotional, just because you don't prattle on about your feelings all the time like some people do. Outbursts of either anger or joy are both rare for you: You try to keep yourself under control at all times. You tend to deflect any really personal questions with a joke, an overly-literal reply, or even an out-and-out lie. Your few friends and your family probably wish that they knew you better. You probably wish they would just leave you alone.

The thoughts and opinions of other people don't hold much sway over you. You don't spend time agonizing over other people's feelings, and you don't much care what people think about you. Sometimes your insensitivity can hurt people's feelings, but that's their problem. If someone didn't like you, you wouldn't lose much sleep over it. You march to the beat of your own drum, and if your friends and family think you can be a little odd... well, that's their issue.

You are an introverted person, disliking crowds and strangers. Some people might think that you are shy, but really, you simply find parties and crowds to be unpleasant and tiresome. You get exhausted quickly when you are forced into social situations, and you need some time to yourself to recharge afterwards. You don't like noise and chaos. You like to keep things calm and logical.

Your daemon would represent your cool, unruffled, solitary nature and would probably spend a lot of time comparing you favorably to the people around you, or helping you work out logically complex problems.

Suggested forms: Octopus, Manta Ray, Shark, Boa Constrictor, Komodo Dragon.

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...


Spiteful Loner
You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.


You are the Angel of death, your life is shrouded in mysteries and darkness, you believe your completely alone, simply because you believe you are rejected, you have very few friends, and always keep yourself shut, you barely talk to those you think you love, and you always stay on your own path, the path you believe is what's right.
Advice: Open up to those who love you, your friends, and your family love you, so talk to them, spend time with people. It's better to be happy, then to die a lonesome life.

You are an Evil Angel and you have a cold heart. You would live in cold and dark places either with someone else or you would be alone. You would be the kind of angel were people would fear you. Awesome! Message me! Or you are just misunderstood.

You are an ELF DEMON, aka: a MOREDHEL (in elvish). You are a foul creature of the underworld. With bright glowing eyes and an EVIL SOUL to match. Infact you have no soul and are heartless, you will do anything to become great. You will kill many to reach the top (of hell). You need to lighten up!

Your result for The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test ...


5 - the Observer
Thanks for taking the test !

you chose BZ - your Enneagram type is FIVE (aka "The Thinker").

"I need to understand the world"

Observers have a need for knowledge and are introverted, curious, analytical, and insightful.



How to Get Along with Me

• Be independent, not clingy.

• Speak in a straightforward and brief manner.

• I need time alone to process my feelings and thoughts.

• Remember that If I seem aloof, distant, or arrogant, it may be that I am feeling uncomfortable.

• Make me feel welcome, but not too intensely, or I might doubt your sincerity.

• If I become irritated when I have to repeat things, it may be because it was such an effort to get my thoughts out in the first place.

• don't come on like a bulldozer.

• Help me to avoid my pet peeves: big parties, other people's loud music, overdone emotions, and intrusions on my privacy.



What I Like About Being a FIVE

• standing back and viewing life objectively

• coming to a thorough understanding; perceiving causes and effects

• my sense of integrity: doing what I think is right and not being influenced by social pressure

• not being caught up in material possessions and status

• being calm in a crisis



What's Hard About Being a FIVE

• being slow to put my knowledge and insights out in the world

• feeling bad when I act defensive or like a know-it-all

• being pressured to be with people when I don't want to be

• watching others with better social skills, but less intelligence or technical skill, do better professionally



FIVEs as Children Often

• spend a lot of time alone reading, making collections, and so on

• have a few special friends rather than many

• are very bright and curious and do well in school

• have independent minds and often question their parents and teachers

• watch events from a detached point of view, gathering information

• assume a poker face in order not to look afraid

• are sensitive; avoid interpersonal conflict

• feel intruded upon and controlled and/or ignored and neglected



FIVEs as Parents

• are often kind, perceptive, and devoted

• are sometimes authoritarian and demanding

• may expect more intellectual achievement than is developmentally appropriate

• may be intolerant of their children expressing strong emotions

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